Hot on the heels of the celluloid abortion that was the recent Mamma Mia film comes the delightful news that Kylie and Dannii Minogue are teaming up to duet on a cover of ABBA's "The Winner Takes It All". Extra points for picking the ABBA song that most sums up their collective careers. Frankly they should retitle the song "The Winner Takes It All... and Dannii gets a TV show". Perhaps all the stress of having their fingers firmly on the pulse of five minutes ago as always is getting to them, because they really need to stop whatever sibling rivalry-based botox-off they've got going. I mean, honestly: Kylie's looking more and more like an overstuffed sausage that's been scotchguarded from head to toe, and Dannii's face now has such a high plastic content that that silver halterneck makes her look like a screw top bottle. Perhaps a more appropriate song choice might have been "SOS". [With thanks to Weasel for providing additional bitchy commentary to original entry.]

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